Archive for January, 2010

The Courtyard Grand Launch (Angeles City, Philippines)

The Courtyard in Angeles City, Pampanga formally opened up to the public on last January 23, 2010. The construction of the Courtyard was made really really fast. It only started a few months before the “ber” season last year. The technology employed in construction nowadays is just amazing. I hope the government projects in the Philippines are done that way, too! LOL!

Gracie Ann David, a friend whom I used to work with at AOL in Clark, gave me tickets for the entrance. It didn’t occur to me that I would enjoy it that much! I hopped from one bar to another and saw some long time friends, too, who attended the event as well. Saw Tim Yap, Phoemela Baranda and Tuesday Vargas (hosts) and other local politicians such as Carmelo “Tarzan” Lazation and former Angeles City Mayor Eduardo Pamintuan.

Let me share some pictures taken at the grand opening of The Courtyard in Angeles City. More pictures on my Facebook account.

Cris, Precious Candy Canlas, Julius Mariano, Belinda Enriquez

From L to R: Cris, Precious Candy Canlas, Me, Belinda Enriquez

Julius Mariano at the Courtyard, Angeles City

The guy at the back wants a space in picture, Too.

Julius Mariano at the Courtyard, Angeles City

At the Courtyard

Gracie Ann and Julius Mariano at the Courtyard

Gracie Ann and Me at the Courtyard

Buy a Domain from a Web Host to Increase Your Followers

For someone who’d like to start a blog and document his day-to-day activities and rants, you can start up a free online journal or “blog” as it is commonly called, and start writing. You can keep your blog free as long as you want without fear of losing whatever you put in there for years. The only problem is that, your website address will be under a subdomain and you will share your IP address with tons of bloggers around the globe. This is where webhosting comes into the scene.

While it sounds interesting, it’s quite confusing, too. Don’t worry, you’re not alone. I’m starting to understand all this as well. For WordPress users, a start up blogger would see his website addy as www.yourblog.wordpress.com. This means that your website is on a subdomain. Then soon enough, you would want a personal domain instead. If you’ve been blogging for quite a while you’ll realize how important easily-recognizable website address is. Due to the availability of Internet access around the globe, people will easily find you if your website can be easily accessed without a lot of words on the address bar. Web hosting providers does not and they can give you the kind of personality you would want to have on the Internet; content follows.

There are tons of web hosting providers on the Internet but choose the one that are trusted by many website owners. Read comparison sites and make sure that its well tested by many web developers in the business. Ask your friends, officemates or workers who own a site to get information. You’ll surely get valuable feedback from these people. If you still didn’t get any, contact me, I’ll give you a phone number to call! LOL.

Enjoying the How-To Series

How are you enjoying the The Brown Mestizo’s How-To Series so far? I’d like to thank you for your continued visit to the site. I may not know all of you (the visitors) but I’ve been very thankful to all those who pay me regular visit even though most of you never care dropping even a single comment on my posts! Just kidding.

You see, I am enlightened and challenged at the same time in writing this series. I have to excavate my hibernating evilness inside just to bring you the most hilarious and mind-boggling issues plaguing the human race; especially my immediate race.

People should be very thankful for not meeting me personally lest of facing the harshest personal humiliation you can possibly imagine. I may have the natural cuteness of cat but my inner tiger attitude will keep even the most hateful species on earth away from me. In short, I am your worst nightmare! LOL

I should be sleeping by now but I feel like my bed is infested with bed bugs which I think are currently undergoing fast-forward evolution. The itchiness they cause on my skin is skin becoming very very discomforting already. I’ll suck them in with my handy vacuum cleaner tomorrow incinerate them inside the toaster in the kitchen! Hah!

I’ll stay late for a little while and find something more interesting to do…Have fun!

Got the Perfect Gift This Valentine?

Finding the perfect gift for your partner can be a hard thing to do. I’m a type of guy who find it really hard to shop and look for the best gift for someone. The truth is, I suck at gift-giving! (well not the thing you’re thinking!). You see, V-day is fast approaching and I still haven’t figured out the perfect Valentine’s Gifts for my partner. This is probably one reason why my previous one dumped me! LOL! Well, I’ll do my best this time! It’s so sad to be alone, you know!

Well, remember the days when Internet shopping isn’t that popular? I used to go to a small mall in our city and spend 5 to 6 hours just to find that perfect gift for a single person. Now, the Internet is one big mall you can rely on. With one click of a mouse, you can find the best V-Day Gift for your partner that he/she will surely love! There are thousand gift ideas to choose from and you will never run out of choices to choose from. The possibilities are endless. Hopefully, I won’t get another magazine which I got last year! How ungrateful!

I’ts still two weeks before Valentine’s Day but let me be the first person to greet you Happy Valentine’s Day!

Special Post-Bariatric Surgery Diet

I have a few “healthy” friends who had been talking much about the current weight loss fad a week ago. I know these friends of mine have absolutely tried all the weight loss pill diet in the world and have absolutely not gotten the result they wanted. I brought bariatric surgery in the discussion but only one of them is willing to try it. I asked why, and their response was, “it’s invasive.” Who cares its invasive! Achieving that perfect curvature is all that matters nowadays,” I exclaimed. They winced on me although they know that the latter comment was a joke.

I know that this type of weight-loss surgery has become a very popular option for people who needs deliberate weight-management program to reduce the possibility of complications brought about by being pathologically overweight. In fact, the US government even recommends bariatric surgery whose body mass index or BMI is 40 or above and those with specific medical conditions as in the case of patients with diabetes.

Following bariatric surgery, a post bariatric surgery diet is needed to support healing and continued adequate and healthy nutrition for patients. I’m sure doctors will provide patients with a meal guide that should be strictly followed to make the procedure as successful as possible. Has anyone of you here thought of undergoing such procedure just to lose weight?

Increase Your Business Contacts with Business Cards

When I was in Manila last week to buy some stuff for my small quilting business, I had to talk to a bunch of people offering me much lower prices for stuff I needed for my business. They know that I buy in bulk so this potentially gives them something that is 10 times more than their average daily quota on their earnings. I do not intend to buy everything I need that day so I told them that I’ll only do some research and buy tomorrow instead. With that, I now have to amass calling cards which can no longer fit my wallet.

To improve your business, you have to have a calling card. These cards could help you improve your visibility in your target market. You don’t have to spend a lot of money to produce a decent card. There are cheap business cards online and you can choose a template that is fit for your business and personality and enter the information you’d like people to see on the card; that simple. I myself don’t attempt to do it alone in my computer because of I’m not that tech savvy. It will take forever before I create a very simple business card for myself so I’m leaving it all up to the available templates online as it saves me time, money and energy by doing it that way.

How To Become A Fire-Breathing Dragon

If there’s one thing that makes me want to puke, curse people to have their salivary glands disappear in seconds, and become a fire-breathing dragon so I could burn them in a heartbeat is when I see people spitting on sidewalks; oh no, not even on sidewalks, on all available spaces on the street!

In Angeles City, you would normally see a heap of phlegm glistening on street pavement. You would assume that you are in another planet if you fail to meet one waiting for you to step on. Gladly, nature has equipped my eyes with special lenses that are capable of identifying obnoxious pulmonary secretions even when its 200 feet away from me. I am starting to think that spitting on the street is one kind of social experiment that will last until the last insect species on earth is exterminated due to bacterial infection. What is more interesting of the holy spitters is that they seem to be very proud of their lung excrement that they tend to spread it on all available corners of earth they tend to traverse with. Horrible.

In Singapore, one will face the hardest punishment for spitting in public. In the Philippines, spitting might be regarded as a powerful deterrent to having your personal space invaded by tidy human beings. It has become a daily exercise among a good number of citizens.

Fortunately, this problem is not only happening in the Philippines. Other developed countries such as the US, Ireland, and China, yes China! and other third-world countries suffers from this bad habit among a number of people who can’t seem to follow the basic rules of decency in public.

I know that there are times when you can’t really avoid it, but at least, as Filipinos, and citizens who are hungry for change, let’s do our country a favor – keep our country clean. If you can’t do the cleaning, at least keep your saliva and other waste materials from your mouth away for public shoes to step on. Perhaps, one day, spitters can do the country something good – use their phlegm to cement the pavement of our roads and streets without the use of cementing substance or concrete.

On Obsessive-Compulsive Behavior and Awning Installation

If there’s someone who could best represent obsessive-compulsive behavior; that would be me. I make sure that everything is in the right place at the house and I often go back checking the same stuff over and over again. Just recently, I purchased a couple of awnings for our windows to cover the amount of sunlight passing through it.

I learned from a lifestyle program on TV that excessive sunlight could cause the floor to lose its luster especially if your floor is made of wood. I was supposed to only buy two for the windows in the living room but I ended up buying seven! My partner asked me, “what will you ever do with all of these awnings?” , I said, “honey, they’re on sale!”

So far I only used around three of these and will figure out where and when to use the rest. It never occurred to me that installing awnings are tiring. I think I need to call a professional carpenter to work on this instead.

How to Kill Your Enemy

This is the first ever post for my How-To series which I have successfully conceptualized last night, thus, the change in my blog header image, along with its subtitle. No, I’m not promoting violence here. No kicking below the belt!

The luxury of destroying an enemy is an art that few people were able to successfully master. It’s indeed a very old art. If you got yourself into a type of revenge but with no success, this is an opportunity for you to meet one of the few Filipinos who was called upon to subdue and neutralize the evil around him and is now ready to teach you the potent power of this art – me.

Yes, nothing else, but me. I was very fortunate to live in an environment surrounded by b*stards and tons of idiots which I think have contributed, in one way or the other, in my effortless development of this precious skill. Now, let me summarize my age old formula for keeping the b*tches dragging themselves on the ground asking for my truly inspiring forgiveness.

  • Eyes on The Prize. Never allow your enemies to derail you. If you want something, get it by all means and never let them negatively influence your actions. The only acceptable influence they can do is for you to keep on your tract and hit your target while leaving them behind. Make it your daily mantra, like an ingrown-nail smelling addiction that is hard to let go.
  • Keep Your Friends Close and Your Enemies Closer. The world is full of b*tches. Running may give you a temporarily relief but it will cause you more harm than good. Give them a good fight by letting them know that your feet is not just ON the ground, but IN the ground! Tell them that you are  a humanized ascaris waiting to devour their as*! Giving up is like telling the whole world that you are vulnerable and ready to be punched at their convenience. Your enemies are a reflection of your true self, they exist because they are see your inner weakness and strength. You will never consider them as such if they’re not hitting your “low” part, will you? Sun Tzu’s  The Art of War can help. Forget about the monthly grocery supplies at home, buy the book instead!
  • Use Your Influence. Build your own empire and make it strong! Friends vs. Friends, that’s how politics work. Obviously, you need strong armament and riffles to fight, and they come in handy with your loyal network. If you have a loving and loyal followers, they’ll surely come for help.
  • Join Them. If you can’t beat them, join them. True. Once you’re inside, then hit them hard! lol! What I mean is, know your enemies more than they know you. The devil works by testing your weakness and will pull you non-stop until you’re down. As a vivid example, if I’ll ever dare Manny Pacquiao for a fight, I won’t even try fighting with him inside the ring, I’ll probably compete with him on a science quiz bee or vowel pronunciation game featuring the word “magnolia” and “milk” emphasizing the vowels “o” and “i” respectively. Every wrong pronunciation will cost him $1 Million! I’d probably ripped all his wealth before he knows it (Magnulia Melk!).

Enemies are natural part of this microcosm we call life. They bring color to this universe. They will continue to exist, hope has it that they their existence will discontinue once humankind is finally eradicated due to thermonuclear war. I mean, enemies will never do you no harm unless you allow them to. Be strong, and you’ll keep them at bay.

On Flea Problem

Just last month, I bought a vacuum cleaner so that we could easily remove all the dirt that had accumulated in the carpet and curtains. However, while we got one problem fixed, I think we are faced with one more important problem – fleas elimination.

I have both cats and dogs at home and this makes makes flea a problem for the entire people at the house. I just started to learn that we are infested by fleas when people started itching and showing up red rashes on their skin. I began reading informational site about how to control fleas and it has taught me a lot of things about getting rid of them and preventing them from infesting the house. I’m wary about using a lot of chemicals although I have identified some that are safe for both humans and animals. Reading really helps a lot.

While vacuum helped a lot, I think I still need to fumigate or apply insecticides to all corners of the house to reduce insect infestation. Health is wealth and I cannot bargain high electricity bill (due to vacuuming) with my family’ health.

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